French Sex Toy Website Is Putting Some Kinky Sex In Diablo 3 Players Lives

The launch of Diablo 3 earlier this week has got the world buzzing and slightly irritated. The launch went off similar to that of the recent North Korean rocket launch: it failed. Server issues, account issues, all kinds of fucking issues kept Diablo 3 from happening properly but Blizzard is working on it. So are other companies not associated with Blizzard, at least in the “customer service” department hehehe.

Diablo 3 Came Out This Week

Diablo 3 Came Out This Week

The website Absoloo (A French Language Virtual Online Sex Toy Store) is offering free vibrating dildos to anyone who recently hasn’t been able to bang their partner because he/she is banging the keyboard killing demons ‘ shit. How are they eligible exactly? Simply snap a pic alongside the game and post it to Diablo 3′s Facebook page. Easy, huh?

A Trip Through Hell?  Maybe If The Girls From Lords Of Acid's Voodoo U Album Cover Were Down There

A Trip Through Hell? Maybe If The Girls From Lords Of Acid's Voodoo U Album Cover Were Down There

I actually thought about getting Diablo 3 myself but changed my mind *cough*guildwars2*cough* and decided to save my cash.

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Rinsers – The New Threat In Virtual Dating

The Internet has opened up new oppurtunities in the dating world through the use of social media, online gaming, and chatrooms. Virtual dating has blossomed because of this growth in cyber-socializing. This is never a bad thing when dating evolves online but with it comes a new breed of hustlers – virtual golddiggers aka “Rinsers”.

Jeanette Worthington - Watch Out For Girls Like Her In The World Of Virtual Dating

Jeanette Worthington - Watch Out For Girls Like Her In The World Of Virtual Dating

Twitter and Facebook are popular social media platforms that, along with dozens of other uses, are used for virtual dating from time to time. It really can be a great way to meet people. Jeanette Worthington takes this premise one step further and uses such microblogging platforms as a way to hustle men out of money when they think they will be getting some high class pussy all along the way. Worthington ultimately becomes a virtual sex hustler in this form and no man’s bank account is safe from her tits and ass.

This is one way in which virtual dating is making some girls rich. These “rinsers” (rinsing men of their money) are using virtual dating as a way to virtually rob men out of money when they think a relationship is growing between themselves and these rinsers. That’s not where it stops though. The art of rinsing is now being taught by those who accept money for lessons like Hollie Capper, an expert rinser.

Simply rule of virtual dating: DON’T SPEND A DIME ON THE GIRL BEFORE YOU MEET HER!

Of course men can be weak and let these women strip them of their money for nothing but some attention. Attention is good, let her give you attention and vice versa BUT if it doesn’t lead to the pussy it’s all for nothing, guys. :(

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What Is Sex.Net?

Sex.Net has an assortment of definitions attached to it. But first, let’s start with the different spellings as they are linked to different meaning entirely.

For starters, there is Sex.Net and “SexNet”. SexNet is a report in PDF format thats contents include sex and technology as a way of developing new forms of identity entitled: “SexNet: A neural network identifies sex from human faces”

Sex.Net is a lifestyle choice, derived from a form of slang, that combines sex with technology. Heavy users of sex toys can be considered to be associated with sex.net. Virtual dating, Virtual Sex, and Sexting are all aspects of Sex.Net. The Internet is a huge vessel of Sex.Net, obviously with the top level domain (TLD) structure to it (however it would be more of the traditional http://sex.net in that regard).

Virtual Dating Is Just One Facet Of Sex.Net

Virtual Dating Is Just One Facet Of Sex.Net

Now lets take a look at a common sex.net sub-class: Virtual Dating.

Virtual Dating has only recently become popular but it goes to show how far, how fast, and how many people are adapting to a virtual love life through a variety of high level social interactive platforms, whether they be mmorpgs and other game types, dating sites, or mainstream websities (ie. Facebook). 10-15 years ago the concept of virtual dating would have been laughed at and only the outcast types would flock to it. Now, virtual dating is quickly becoming an alternative to live dating as well as becoming social acceptable in those regards. This is all part of the sex.net model.

Technology and sex continue to evolve into a hybrid form of eachother creating new and exciting facets of both.

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Sex.com – The New Pinterest For Men

It’s no surprise that Pinterest is for women. Have you been to that site? It’s all fluff. Cute pics of kittens, recipes, motivational quotes, pics of guys….yeah, now you get it. Basically any man in his right mind wouldn’t waste 2 minutes on that site but But BUT…

I would be lying if I said I didn’t like the format.

Pinterest is a virtual pinboard where you can post up pic after pic and repin the pics you like. It’s actually pretty cool in design and flows well. The problem is the content. The content is simply boring and doesn’t appeal to men. Sex.com aims to fix that. It’s basically the “porn pinterest” created soley to pin up beautiful, sexy girls alone or with others engaging in all matter of sinful acts.

So now guys we can go to a Pinterest style site and actually have something to look at instead of that low fat chocolate cake recipe that some fat ass old hag didn’t put up. I mean seriously, who jacks off to chocolate cake? lol :)

The site has already taken off and proved to be a hit recently this year when it launched. Sex.com has always been a valuable domain in the porn industry and I personally have seen it go through changes (mostly for the bad) but the recent Pinterest facelift it got it hands down the best move they could have made. I just hope they don’t get sued by Pinterest over this. :(

So, what’s hot at sex.com right now? I will save you a trip and put up the best 5 pics floating around there right now:

Super Ultra Hot Asian Girl In The Water

Super Ultra Hot Asian Girl In The Water

Spread Eagle Sex Position

Spread Eagle Sex Position

Hot Black And White Pussy Shot

Hot Black And White Pussy Shot

Blonde Lesbian Teen Girls Fingering

Blonde Lesbian Teen Girls Fingering

Girl With Perfect Booty

Girl With Perfect Booty

Want to see more? Check out Sex.com today!

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Milfs and Smartphones – A Match Made From The Bathroom to The Bedroom

That’s right. Hot moms everywhere are addicted to their smartphones. Meredith’s Parents Network recently released a survey that shows young moms are hooked on their smarphones and use them EVERYWHERE.

But where is “EVERYWHERE”???

Milfs And Smartphones Go Hand In Hand

Milfs And Smartphones Go Hand In Hand

Well, according to the survey, “everywhere” includes the bedroom. Just how are these young hot moms using their smartphones in the bedroom you ask? hahaha….well, sorry but that’s a secret she wants to keep. However, according to the data it looks like shopping is still at the top of the activity list for these tech-savvy moms. Personally, I am turned on by the image of a hot mom texting on her smartphone while getting buttfucked. Is that weird?

So where else is a hot spot for these steamy young moms and their smartphones? The bathroom. About a 1/5th of mothers today use their smartphone in the shitter so they can facebook all their friends and defriend others. Any facebook fans out there? Looks like the milfs are on the prowl hahaha.

So, now that women are getting all tech-seduced does that mean they will understand men a little more??? :)

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Sex Toys For Women – A Booming Market Thanks To The Internet

I remember there was a poll a while back that showed that most women preferred a dildo to a penis because they didn’t want the man that was attached hahaha. It’s no joke though that the sex toy industry is skyrocketing in the profit department thanks to women online.

It's Too Bad But She Would Rather Have A Dildo Instead Of Your Dick

It's Too Bad But She Would Rather Have A Dildo Instead Of Your Dick

Gone are the days of awkwardness and shyness when shopping for adult toys. Women can get all the info about the product (reviews, instructions, etc.) and eventually the product itself from the Internet, leaving time to save the physical shopping for things like groceries.

According to a report from The Berman Center, 44% of adult women have used a sex toy at some point in their life making it clear that women represent millions of potential sex toy customers. The net has brought these women’s credit cards out of their purses and a big, black, vibrating, rubber cock in their hand :)

I just hope they take some pics for us guys and post them up on sex.com :) :) :)

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Robot Sex – A Fantasy Explored And Realities Revealed In New Documentary

“The Mechanical Bride” is a riveting new documentary that explores man’s penchant for building things, specifically, the perfect woman.

Sex bots, fembots, robot dolls, virtual girls, sex droids, etc. The list goes on and on and as technology improves so do the models. TMB (The Mechanical Bride) dives in depth into this world of mechanical sex and shows us how man has taken on this god complex to create the perfect woman overtime. What TMB further does is puts us on the center stage of this world of mechanical bliss and reveals to us every character that makes up this hi-tech sex fantasy.

From the craftsman to the customer, everyone who has come in contact with a sex doll at one point or another is heard from in TMB and not everything one would expect to hear from these people is said.

All in all, it is quite an interesting documentary on sex tech and I would reccommend checking it out.

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Guys’ Top 3 Sex Toys In 2012…Wiat A Minute Did You Say Guys!?!?!

Yep, sex toys are quickly becoming popular for men. “The Fleshlight” is a perfect example. It’s hard to think of sex toys and not think of woman…it’s almost like the Fleshlight isn’t a sex toy, it’s the Fleshlight. However, it is a sex toy so is it really hard to believe a shitload of sex toys for men started coming around.

Now, let’s not confuse the issue with the virtual side of sex, but I must nod to such hi-tech digital sex gizmos that deservingly get ranked in the top 3 year after year (VirtuaGirl) for quality. No no no. These are physical sex toys that your cock usually goes into somehow or another.

Without further adeu, the top 3 sex toys of 2012 are (drum roll)…

Nexus REVO

Nexus REVO

REV1000

REV1000

Intense Double Stroker...Is Intense

Intense Double Stroker...Is Intense

Nope…I have no idea how to use them either…well…SOME idea :)

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The Pioneer Behind The Orginal “Virtual Sex Adventure Game” Shares His Thoughts On The Future Of Adult Games Plus Talks Of Publicly Funded Remakes

Remember this guy:

In 1987 Larry Laffer Was The Premier Pixelated Pursuer Of Pussy

In 1987 Larry Laffer Was The Premier Pixelated Pursuer Of Pussy

If you were a guy and answered yes then you probably have fond memories of this horny little bastard. I remembered the first time the title screen for “Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards” popped up…I was in heaven. I thought to myself: “This guy is on MY adventure right now hahaha” and realized men everywhere could relate to Larry Laffer and what he was after. It was the first time a video game objective was to get the protagonist of the story laid and it was genius at the time.

Video game history was made the first time I banged the sleazy prostitute in the hotel room above Lefty’s bar. It had me looking for pass phrases written on the walls in dive bar bathrooms across America for years. I learned other things from Larry that a young lad in 1987 would have never expected to learn from a computer game but applied to every facet of life for a young guy out on the town: The Indian liquor store owner is not a pussy and will blow your back out with a shotgun if you try to shoplift, Don’t trust women, and last but not least, if the remote is broken get off your lazy ass and change the T.V. by hand until you hit the blue channel. Yes…Al Lowe instilled much wisdom in my young life through his alter ego, Larry.

The Saggy Tit, Slack-Jawed Whore That Takes Larry's Virginity Went Through Some Graphic Updgrades In The Past

The Saggy Tit, Slack-Jawed Whore That Takes Larry's Virginity Went Through Some Graphic Updgrades In The Past

Over time the series grew. Sequels kept on coming through the late 80′s and early 90′s until Larry just kind of disappeared for a while. he came back during the video game console “jump-to-3D” generation with absolutely horrible incarnations of Larry through his nephew, Larry Lovage. In short, the series just kind of withered up and died.

Recently, Al Lowe, the creator of the Leisure Suit Larry franchise, has spoken up about sex in games and where we are going with it. The biggest thing Al is involved with right now? Remaking the Leisure Suit Larry games. Through a Kickstarter campaign Mr. Lowe is hoping to get funding together so that Larry can come back in 2012! A remake of the world’s original video game sex adventure is just what we need before the Mayan’s calender runs out and ends the world.

Lefty's Bar, The Starting Point In The First Adventure, Looking To Get A Facelift In 2012

Lefty's Bar, The Starting Point In The First Adventure, Looking To Get A Facelift In 2012

“Kickstarter gives us the chance to re-work my games in the best way possible and I just couldn’t miss that opportunity.”, Lowe says. “[Larry] will remain a period piece. Now instead of being a guy who’s ten years out of touch, he’s 25 years out of touch!”

Al goes on to say how game design has really changed and he would rather stay in retirement than work for any adult game company anymore. Being a pioneer behind the first (true) virtual sex adventure must be an exciting thing, Al. :)

The Leisure Suit Larry series remains a fond memory to me and I am looking forward to the remake.

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Thanks To Thermobalancing Therapy Mens’s Sex Life Quality Can Be Restored

Thermobalancing Therapy. It sounds like it’s for automobiles but it is actually used to treat prostrate enlargement. Through this technology the damaged prostrate can be treated better than surgery. But how does it work exactly?

The main priority of the therapy is to keep as much prostrate tissue as possible intact while damaged areas are treated. A bad prostrate can have a very bad effect on a man’s sex life so obviously this becomes an important issue to men. In fact, the average “sex life expectancy” of men has risen over the years. According to the National Social Life, Health and Aging Project (NSHAP), more men over the age of 50 are having sex than ever before. Even a third of men over the age of 75 are still getting their bang on. With these kind of numbers sex life restoration technology is becoming more in demand for older men.

The creator of this therapy, Dr. Simon Allen, Explains in depth how the therapy works in the following youtube video:

The overall function is the improvement of the blood circulation in the prostate tissue which then terminates the progression of benign prostatic hyperplasia.

Once again technology makes sex better!

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